Umgcini wenqwelomoya ongaziwayo usandula ukuthumela ileta evulekileyo (funda: bamba ngempama) kuluntu oluphaphazelayo kwi-Intanethi: Siyaxolisa ukuba asinamqamelo. Siyaxolisa ukuba siphelelwe ziingubo. Siyaxolisa inqwelo moya iyabanda kakhulu. Siyaxolisa ukuba inqwelo-moya ishushu kakhulu. Siyaxolisa ukuba imigqomo engaphezulu igcwele .... Siyaxolisa ayisosihlalo osifunayo. Siyaxolisa ukuba kukho umntwana ongazinzanga / otyebe kakhulu / umgibeli ohlaselayo ohleli ecaleni kwakho .... Siyaxolisa loo mfo ukukwenza ungonwabi kuba 'ubonakala ngathi ungumgrogrisi….' isiluleko: Iintsuku zozuko zemiqamelo, iingubo, iimagazini, kunye nesidlo esishushu kuye wonke umntu kudala zadlula. Umsebenzi wethu kukufumana ukusuka kwindawo engu-A ukuya kwinqanaba B ngokukhuselekileyo kwaye ngexabiso eliphantsi kakhulu kuwe nakwinkampani.

Ngoku sizakugcina umzuzu wokuthula malunga nobudala begolide bokuhamba, loo madcap, Indoda ephambene iintsuku xa iinqwelomoya zazinemivalo yepiyano kunye ne-chateaubriand ehleliweyo, xa abasebenzi bekhabhathi babenxibe uEmilio Pucci kunye nabakhweli babenxibe nabo, xa amadoda ayengamadoda kwaye abalindi beenqwelo moya babengamagosa. Isibhengezo sokugaya abantu ngelo xesha sibonakala siyinto engaziwayo yangaphambi konogumbe: Kubakhweli abaninzi, kwigosa labo ngu Iindiza zeLizwe. Ke sijonga amantombazana amancinci anobuchule bokwenza abantu bonwabe, amanenekazi amancinci anomxube olungileyo wobungani, ubuchule kunye nokuzola. Kukumka kukaSteven Slater, umlindi otyhafileyo weJetBlue owabhengeza ukuba ndigqibile ndaze ndayibaleka inqwelo moya yakhe engxamisekileyo kunyaka ophelileyo, okanye iSlater manqué endadibana nayo kwinqwelo-moya endayithatha kwakamsinya nje emva kokuba ndenziwe utyando lwenqanawa. Ndincedisa ukubeka uqhubekeko lwam kwigumbi eliphezulu kwaye ndixelelwe, Ayisiyonxalenye yomsebenzi wam.

Ukutshintsha okuguqukayo kwenkonzo yeenqwelo moya kubonakala kufana nendima yokutshintsha yabasebenzi beenqwelo moya, nokuba babizwa njani. Kwiintsuku zokuqala zenqwelomoya yokubaleka, bekukho amakhwenkwe akwishumi elivisayo, kwaye amagosa okuqala amabhinqa kwakufuneka abhaliswe njengabongikazi. (Olo lwazi lwalunokwamkeleka kakhulu kwiminyaka eliqela eyadlulayo xa, xa ndandisendleleni eya eRoma, ndazinika ngobuchule ityhefu yokutya evela kwingxowa ye-doggie eyenziwe ekhaya. Kubi, kubi kakhulu, xa usiva Ngaba kukho ugqirha ebhodini? Isandisi-lizwi kwaye uyakuqonda ukuba yeyakho.) Inxibe abamhlophe esibhedlele okanye iyunifomu yohlobo lomkhosi, intombazana yasezulwini yee-1930 ayizange iphakele ukutya kuphela kwaye ithobe imithambo kodwa ngamanye amaxesha yayinceda ukugcwalisa inqwelomoya okanye ukubopha izihlalo emgangathweni, ngokwe 2009 incwadi Ukuhamba ngenqwelomoya eMelika: Amava abaHambi beenqwelo moya NguDaniel L. Rust.

Xa iMfazwe yesibini (II) yeHlabathi ihlanganisa abongikazi, iinqwelomoya zaye zandisa iiparameter zokuqesha, kodwa iimfuno zaziyinkunkuma: ukuphakama kweBarbie-doll kunye nemigangatho yobunzima, amabhanti kunye nezithende ezinxitywayo ngalo lonke ixesha, kunye nomhlala-phantsi onyanzelekileyo ngeminyaka yobudala engama-32.

Ukuchitha iiglavu zabo ezimhlophe kunye nokuphakamisa iihemmlines, amagosa anikezela umyalezo oxubeneyo wokudlala ngothando kunye nokuzimela. Intengiso yeeNqwelomoya zeLizwe yayine-Debbie / Cheryl / Karen yokundililisa uFly Me (okanye, nangaphantsi kokungacacanga, ndiza kukubhabhisa njengokuba ungazange wabhabha ngaphambili), kwaye ilizwe lase-Continental labanga ukuba SiShukumisela imisila yethu. U-Braniff wabuza ngomsindo Ngaba umfazi wakho uyazi ukuba uhamba ngenqwelomoya kunye nathi? kwaye I-Pacific Southwest Airlines igxininise ithuba lokuhlala esihlalweni, kungcono ukubona abasebenzi bayo abancinci. Abakhweli abangamadoda babecingelwa ukuba bangamakhwenkwe agqithisileyo: Iinqwelo-moya zaseMpuma eneneni zabanika iincwadi ezincinci ezimnyama zokuqokelela iinombolo zeefowuni zamagosa.

Ukusuka kwimbono yabasetyhini, yayiyinkqubela phambili xa abagadi beenqwelomoya bephumelela ilungelo lokufumana iiponti ezimbalwa, ukuvumela iinwele zabo zibe ngwevu, ukukhulelwa, okanye ukuba ne-Y chromosome: Umthetho wamaLungelo oLuntu ka-1964 wanyanzelisa ukuba amadoda angenza Umsebenzi nawo, ngokwenza njalo isangqa esipheleleyo sibuyele kula makhwenkwe okuqala ekhabhathi. Isitokhwe seFishnet kunye neebhulukhwe ezishushu zithathelwe indawo yimpahla yesanti. Kodwa njengokuba ikhowudi yokunxiba itshintshile, ke njalo namava aphezulu emoyeni. Ukuhamba ngenqwelo moya kwaba yintando yesininzi kwaye kwafikeleleka Izigidi ezingama-800 kuthi ezidlula kwizikhululo zeenqwelo moya zase-US minyaka le zinabasebenzi abakude kunye nabasebenza ngeemoto. Sibhukisha iinqwelomoya zethu kwi-Intanethi, jonga kwii-kiosks, ebhodini kwii-T-shirts kunye neeflip-flops, kwaye urhoxe phantsi kweeseti zentloko kunye nee-earbuds.

Asisenalo unxibelelwano nabakhweli kwakhona, umntu osebenza ngenqwelomoya kwinqwelomoya enkulu yaseMelika endithembise yona, sotto voce. Wonke umntu une-iPod okanye incwadi ye-e. Abafuni nayiphi na incoko ngaphaya, ‘Ngaba ungathanda i-vinaigrette okanye ukunxiba okucocekileyo?’ Kwaye oko kukwiklasi yeshishini, apho sisaqhubeka nokutya khona. Abantu abayicingi ngobuso bendoda endiza. Bafuna inqwelomoya engamisiyo ngexabiso eliphantsi. Siyathemba ukuba aba bantu bangenathemba, abangenamagama abasicela ukuba sicime iiselfowuni zethu okanye siphakamise iindawo zethu zokuhlala baya kwazi ukuba mabenze ntoni na ngexesha likaxakeka (iipesenti ezili-10 zabasebenzi bekhabhathi yeJetBlue sele beqeshiwe emapoliseni nakumasebe omlilo) kodwa igunya labo alisekho inkathalo nokondla abakhweli, okanye ukuhambisa ubuntu beenqwelo moya.

Kwaye u…. Kukho umyalezo omncinci we-schizophrenic ovela kumzi-mveliso kwezi ntsuku, ngokungathi uthatha ubushushu bolangazelelo loluntu ngexesha lekofu, iti, okanye mna, kwangaxeshanye itekhnoloji ithathe indawo yam. Ilizwekazi lizama indlela engaphantsi yesitayile yokuhamba ngokwakho edlula iarhente esangweni. Owona mqondiso ugqithisileyo wokuba iinqwelomoya azisajonganga abagadi beenqwelomoya njengababoneleli beenkonzo zobuqu yiVirgin America isichukumiso sokuyalela ukutya ebhodini; utshintshiselwano olusenyongweni nomntu ozisa ukutya kwakho ezantsi esitratweni uqikelela ubophelelo kunye nomfana ohambisayo ozisa inkuku ye-kung pao endlwini yakho. Akukho thiphu.

Kwelinye icala elichasene ngokupheleleyo, iVirgin Atlantic inentengiso entsha enamabhinqa amancinci anxibe iyunifomu ebomvu-ebomvu kunye nezithende zespiks ezibonisa imigca yokuphuma kunye ne-vampy choreography kunye nokuvula iibhodi zabo ukuze bakhonze i-ice cream. Intengiso yenqwelomoya yenqwelomoya yaseRussia iAvianova ibonisa ibheyisi yamabhinqa aselula akhulule kwiiyunifom ezinamaqhina ukuya kumtya webikiniki ukunika inqwelomoya isponji sokuhlamba. Iziphathamandla zaseMelika zibonakala ngathi zicocekile- okanye zihloniphekile, kuxhomekeke kwimbono yakho- kodwa iSouthwest Airlines kutsha nje ifake umfanekiso wentombazana yokugquma Imidlalo eboniswe Umba we swimsuit, ubude obugcweleyo, kwi-Boeing 737 ibhabha ukusuka eNew York City ukuya eLas Vegas.

Yintoni ke ekufuneka ibe yiyo? Ii-Androids zinikezela ngamandongomane, ngehologram ebonisa ukuba ungayifaka njani ivesti yobomi? Okanye amagosa ee-stilettos naseSpanx? Mhlawumbi ukubuyela kumakhwenkwe akwishumi elivisayo, aqeshwe ngaphandle kweeScouts? Indlela abantu abakujonga ngayo ngoku ukuhamba ngenqwelomoya, zizithuthi zikawonke-wonke, utshilo uPatricia A. Friend, owayesakuba ngumongameli we-Association of Flight Attendants, owaqala ukubhabha ne-United ngo-1966. Xa abahlobo bam bekhalaza ngokungafumani kutya ebhodini okanye ukuhlawula ukujonga ibhegi. , Ndithi kubo: Thetha nam xa uyeka ukukhangela elona tikiti litshiphu kwi-Intanethi. Logama nje sibonisa ngokusekwe kwixabiso lesihlalo, sizinzile kwinqanaba elithile lenkonzo.

Kude kube eli shishini lithathe isigqibo ngeparadigm yenkulungwane yama-21, kungcono upakishe isandwich kwaye ubophe ibhanti yakho. Ingaba kukukhwela okungathandekiyo.

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Ngo-1937: Umlingane Wekhaya Labasetyhini Ichaza igosa njengendibaniselwano yomongikazi, itikiti lokuhlaba, umntu ophethe imithwalo, isikhokelo (iGrand Canyon kunye neBoulder Dam kufuneka iboniswe kubo bonke abakhweli), uweta, nomama omncinci wehlabathi liphela.

Ngo-1940: Uqeqesho lwenzeka kumaziko ngokufanelekileyo abizwa ngokuba ziifama ezinomtsalane, ezikhupha amatye anezinto ezifanayo zekhola ezinde kunye namazinyo aphantsi ancume.

Ngo-1956: Ngaphezulu kwamantombazana angama-300 akhuphisana ekubeni nguMiss Skyway, ephawula isikhumbuzo seminyaka engama-25 sobugosa. Ophumeleleyo omangalisiweyo, uMuffett Webb waseBraniff, uthi umsebenzi wakhe kukuqeqeshelwa ukuba ngumfazi.

Ngo-1965: Iiyunifomu zikaBraniff eziyilelwe nguPucci zibandakanya indawo yentloko yeebhabhu kunye nenqwelomoya, efuna umphathi ukuba asuse iimpahla ngexesha lokuhamba ngenqwelomoya.

Ngo-1967: Izimemo zokutyholwa kwababini abaphathi (kodwa abayinyani) Ikofu, iti okanye mna? iphehlelela ukulandelelana okuthathu, imovie kamabonakude, kunye nemibono yamawaka amadoda.

Ngo-1972: Amagosa e-Pacific Southwest Airlines, asenxibe iingubo zangaphantsi kunye nezinto ezincinci, abuyela eMiami emva kokuba inqwelo moya yabo ithinjelwe eCuba. Iyunifom ibangela uqhanqalazo oluvela kuMbutho weSizwe waBasetyhini.

Ngo-1980: Emva kweminyaka yamatyala, abagadi beenqwelomoya ngoku banelungelo lokufumana iiponti ezimbalwa, bayeke iinwele zabo zingwevu, bakhulelwe, babe ngamadoda, kwaye banxibe iyunifomu ye-polyester.

Ngo-2006: I-Delta yazisa iiyunifomu eziyilwe nguRichard Tyler- kwaye, kwiminyaka embalwa kamva, ividiyo ekhuselekileyo yesondo ebonisa umntu ohamba ngenqwelomoya, ogama linguDeltalina ngenxa yokufana kwakhe nomlingisi womlomo.

Okwangoku: Iinqwelomoya zaseTshayina zithatha indlela yesikolo esinomtsalane ekuqeshweni. I-China Southern Airlines ide yenze ukhuphiswano lokwenyani lokukhangela abantu abasebenza ngenqwelomoya. Abafakizicelo babalekela omnye komnye bephethe iibhegi ezinzima kunye nokunikezela iziselo kubagwebi.