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Akuzange kuthathe xesha lide ukuba ndithandane nale ngxowa yokutya enokuthanjiswa, kwaye ipakishwe. Ukuba kunokwenzeka ukuba usuku lwam lukhokelele kwithuba elithile ngaphandle, ndahamba nalo. Sichithe iimpelaveki ezininzi elunxwemeni kunye; Ndifumene izinto ezininzi endijonge kuzo kuphela endinokucinga ukuba ngabantu ababenomona kuba ngelixa babelele kwisanti emdaka, ndandihlala ubomi kumqamelo womoya. Ngaphandle kwawo nawuphi na umzamo, ndaye ndaqinisekisa ngempumelelo abahlobo bam ukuba bayayidinga le ebomini babo.