Makhe ndicace ngale nto: Ndiyayithiya nantoni na eyoyikisayo.

Ukusukela ngexesha bendisemncinci, ndizithiyile izinto ezoyikisayo. I-Grimms & apos; Amabali entsomi amnandi ? Imifanekiso yamaphupha amabi. Amabali emimoya ejikeleze umlilo wam weCub Scout? Nceda, hayi. Kwizinto zokulala, ngelixa abanye abantwana babekwigumbi elingaphantsi bebukele IHalloween , Ndandingasentla ndixelela abazali, ndikrelekrele kakhulu kolo hlobo lwezinto. Iimovie ezoyikisayo, amabali ayoyikisayo, iimeko ezoyikisayo-nditsho nabantu abakhangeleka boyikisa okanye indawo ezoyikisayo: Bala. Mna. Ngaphandle.

Ke bendisenza ntoni, indoda esele ikhulile ephakathi, ekhaya ndedwa emva kwemini yangoLwesine, ndibukele UkuKhanya emini — elinye liphethe iremote, elinye libambe ifowuni yam, lilungele ukufowunela inkosikazi yam okomzuzwana? Nantsi into bendiyenza: yoyika inyani yokuba ndingavuma ngokusweleka ukuchitha ubusuku e Ihotele yaseStanley eColorado. I-Stanley yihotele ekwiColorado Rockies ethi, phantse iminyaka engama-40 eyadlulayo, yaphefumlela uStephen King oselula ukuba abhale UkuKhanya . Kwindawo yokwamkela iindwendwe yeStanley Hotel, ungafaka ifoto njengenye yamawele eGrady asuka kwi & Shos. UMichael Hainey

Makhe ndibuyele umva.

Nantsi le nto: kwiiveki ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo, bendisitya isidlo sasemini kunye nomhleli ovela kuTyelelo + lokuzonwabisa. Emva koko, ndimthumelele i-imeyile ukuba ndimbulele, kunye nekhonkco ebalini endisandul 'ukulifunda malunga neStanley. Kutshanje, ihotele ithathe isigqibo sokufaka i-maze ye-hedge emazantsi omnyango wayo omkhulu. (UStanley Kubrick wadubula ulandelelwano lwe-maze ye-movie, eyayingeyonxalenye yombono kaKumkani, kwisandi saseLondon.) Ndithumele umhleli wam inqaku elithe ngokucacileyo: Andizithandi izinto ezoyikisayo, kodwa kufuneka uthumele umbhali ukukhangela i-maze kunye nokuchitha ubusuku.

Uphendule wathi: Kuya kufuneka uhambe.

Kwaye ngenxa yokuba ndingumbhali (okt umntu ongenako ukuthi hayi), ndibhale ndathi: Kulungile.

Ke kwiiveki ezimbalwa kamva, ngenjikalanga yangoMgqibelo ngo-Okthobha, ndandikhona, imizuzu engama-90 kumntla-ntshona weDenver, ndingena kwigumbi lokungenisa i-Stanley. Ndandilindele ukubona indawo efana noJack Torrance eyifumene kumdlalo bhanyabhanya-ukuvala ixesha lonyaka; iikhaphethi ziyasongwa; iifestile ezikhwelwayo. Endaweni yoko, bekugcwele ziindwendwe. Ndahamba ndaya kwidesika engaphambili ndiyokungena. Kwakukho umfana omncinci, omalunga nama-25. Njengokuba wayefuna ukubekelwa indawo, ndathi, Ke, bonke aba bantu balapha Ukukhanya izinto?

Hayi uninzi lwazo zilapha apha.

Ngamnye?

Lixesha le-elk. Behla entabeni baze badlule edolophini ekufudukeni kwabo. Abantu bevela kwiindawo zonke ukuza kubabona. Zizinto ezinkulu. Ewe, kunye nemitshato, nayo. Ndinemitshato emithathu apha namhlanje.

Uye wabuyela ekucofeni ikhompyuter yakhe. Ukuba ihotele ayihambisani nenkumbulo yakho yemovie, yiyo & # 39; s ngenxa yokuba uStanley Kubrick wadubula ngaphandle kwiTimberline Lodge eOregon. © INTERFOTO / Ifoto yeAlamy yeSitokhwe

Andiboni kubekelwa bucala.

Ndamxelela ukuba ndiyenzile. Khange aphendule. Umntu endisebenza naye ecaleni kwakhe, owayeneenwele ezityhutyhise phambili ebunzi kwibhombu enkulu yeBieberesque, wandijonga ethe cwaka. Wayenamehlo afileyo kwaye ejongeka enobubi.

Ndithethile nomphathi wakho xa ndenza ugcino.

Siza kufumana into. Sibahle nje sigcwele bonke abantu beelk.

Owu, ndiyaqonda, ndatsho, andiqondi ncam.

Ndingakunika igumbi 1302.

Kulungile, u-Evil Bieber watsho ngoncumo. Enye yezona ndawo zethu zinqabileyo.

Utsho malunga nawo onke amagumbi, ndatsho, ndizama ukuyihleka.

Hayi, utshilo u-Evil Bieber. Iyakhutshwa. Okubi.

Ndathula. Kwaye kubanda kancinci. Ndathi ke, Uyazi njani loo nto?

Wakhe wawubona lo mboniso kwiTV? Abazingeli beMimoya ? Ezo dudes zichithe ubusuku kwigumbi. Babone itafile ukukhanya . Kwaye umntu ohamba eludongeni. Izinto ezingaqhelekanga. Izinyuko ezisuka kwigumbi lokungenisa ihotele eStanley. UScott Dressel-Martin

Andizingci ukuba ndingatsho ukuba yonke indawo yobuchopho bam yayikhala, Musa ukuba yikati eyoyikisayo. Yima-wena are ikati eyoyikisayo! Cela elinye igumbi. Awunabhongo. Musa ukuba sisidenge. Buza!

Kulungile, ndathi ku-Evil Bieber, ndikhupha umnqweno wam wokuphuma ngaphandle.

Izitshixo ezibini? umhlobo wakhe ubuzile.

Ngokuqinisekileyo, ndimxelele. Ndihamba ndedwa, kodwa ndingenza nokuba kube lula ukungena kwesiporho. Mhlawumbi shiya ngaphandle komnyango.

Ngumoya lowo, utshilo u-Evil Bieber.

Clever, nditshilo.

Intoni?

UMoya. Utheni. ‘Ngumoya lowo.’

Ukujonga okungenanto.

Ndithathe isitshixo sam. Kulapho ndabona khona oku: kanye ngaphakathi komnyango wangaphambili, ihotele yayenze enye yezinto ezonwabisayo ozibonayo kwivenkilali okanye esekisini apho umntu okanye esinye isidalwa sipeyintwe ebhodini, kodwa ke umngxuma usikiwe ukuze ufake ubuso bakho. Yayiyipaneli epeyintiweyo yoodade ababini abaneenwele zeflakisi abavela UkuKhanya . Ingubo eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka kunye neefowuni ezimhlophe. Akukho buso. Imingxunya nje emibini. Kwaye emva koko ubuso babini bazalisa izithuba: intombazana ebonakala ididekile kwaye nomama wayo ehleka. Umntu othile uthathe ifoto yakhe.

'Ndandisenzani, indoda esele ikhulile, ihleli yodwa emva kwemini ngoLwesine, ndibukele' Ukukhanya 'emini emini — esinye isandla siphethe irimothi, esinye sibambe umnxeba wam, sikulungele ukufowunela unkosikazi wam nakancinci -phume? '

Olu yayiza kuba lusuku olude. Kwaye ubusuku.

Ndiye ndema embundwini wegumbi lam ndalayita zonke izibane. Kwakungo 2 emva kwemini. kodwa andinakuba nayo eqaqambileyo ngokwaneleyo. Yayiligumbi elikhulu elinendawo yayo yokuhlala. Ndahamba ndaya kwindawo eneefestile ze-cubby apho kuhlala itafile evuselelayo. Itafile ibingaveli. Kodwa kwikhaphethi eyijikelezileyo ndafumana iimpukane ezifileyo ezintandathu. Ndahamba ndaya efestileni ngapha kwegumbi. Zine iimpukane ezifileyo.

Kakhulu , Ndicinge. Le ayisiyiyo & apos; t UkuKhanya . Yi le Amityville .

Nditsalele umnxeba ukugcinwa kwendlu ndacela ukuba beze bazokutsala. Ndaye ndaphuma egumbini.

Kwindawo yokwamkela iindwendwe yeStanley Hotel, ungabeka ifoto njengenye yamawele eGrady asuka kwi & Apos; i-Shining. & Apos; UMichael Hainey

Kwindawo yokwamkela iindwendwe, ndafumana abantu abangama-20 abaza kuhamba kukhenketho lwaseStanley. Kwimizuzu engama-90 elandelayo, umfo omncinci nohlekisayo ogama linguAndy wasithatha sayokungena ehotele nakwimihlaba yepropathi endala, awayebiza ngayo njengeMelika. Isine uninzi lweehotele. (Khange asixelele kuqala, okwesibini, kunye nesesithathu.) Sibonile indledlana ende eyaphefumlela uKumkani. Sabona umnyango wegumbi lama-217-igumbi u-King kunye nenkosikazi yakhe bahlala kulo, elaba li-237 kwimovie. Ucango luhlala luvaliwe, njengoko uAndy esazisile ukuba umntu uhlala apho. Kodwa ndiyazi ukuba ndandingendedwa ekuzicingeleni ndilahla izembe emnyango ndityhala imagi yam enqamlezayo kwi-shards eqhekekileyo ukuba ndithi, Sthandwa sam, ndisekhaya…

King, kwavela, yayingenguye yedwa undwendwe oludumileyo lokuhlala kwigumbi. Ihotele, uAndy wachaza, yayisetyenziselwa ukuseta Sisimumu noDoti , kwaye ngexesha lokufota, uJim Carrey wahlala ngo-217. Nangona kunjalo, uJim Carrey akazange ahlale ixesha elide, 'wongeza uAndy. Ezinzulwini zobusuku bakhe bokuqala, wehla waya kwidesika engaphambili kwaye wafuna ukuba asiwe kwelinye igumbi, esithi ikhona into eyenzekileyo kwaye azive ekhuselekile kwelo gumbi. Xa samxelela ukuba ihotele ibhukishwe ngokupheleleyo, wabaleka, mhlawumbi kwenye ihotele edolophini. Kude kube namhla, akukho namnye owaziyo ukuba wabona ntoni uJim Carrey kwelo gumbi elenza ukuba abaleke ezinzulwini zobusuku.

Sambombozela sonke de uAndy wasisusa. Emva kwemizuzu embalwa, safika kwihedge.

Okanye, into ebizwa nguStanley uthango.

Ukuba ucinga ukoyikeka kwe-topiary ephezulu ye-Kubrick, konke endinokukuxelela kona kukuba uya kudana. (Okanye, kwimeko yam, ndikhululwe.) Nantsi into efakwe nguStanley: kumhlaba omncinci ophambi kwehotele, maze icwangcisiwe kwimingxunya yamatye aqhekekileyo atyalwe ngemithi yomjunipha. I-Stanley Hotel & apos; s maze entsha, eyilwe ngumyili weNew York Mairim Dallaryan Standing, yatyalwa ngoJuni ophelileyo. UMichael Hainey

Ngokungafaniyo nezihlahla eziphakamileyo eziphazamisayo kwifilimu, ezi zikwinqanaba leLilliputian Stonehenge replica Impompo yomqolo -Ungabikho ngaphezu kweenyawo ezimbalwa ubude. Qaphela kwihotele yaseStanley: awungekhe ulahleke kumgaqo ukuba ungabona ngaphezulu!

Ndifuna ukushiya ihotele ndiye kwisidlo sangokuhlwa. Kodwa, ndiye ndacinga, nge penny, nge paundi. Ndiye ndahamba ke ndaya kwi bar yehotele. U-bartender wayengumfana olungileyo, kodwa ngokungafaniyo nakwincwadi nakwimovie, wayengazibonakalisi kwaye emamele. Naye wayengalazi igama lam. (Kulungile ukukubona, Mnu. Torrance. Kuza kuba yintoni?) Wayegxothwa kunye neendwendwe zomtshato kunye nabathandi beelk abafuna iziselo. Ndifuna ukuhlala ixesha elide ebharini. Ukungaseli. Ukuthetha inyani: bendisoyika ukuya egumbini lam.

Nantsi into: Ndingathanda ukucinga ukuba ndiyindoda enengqiqo, enengqondo yekhulu lama-21, kodwa amandla okucebisa-isiphakamiso, umzekelo, ukuba uJim Carrey (ulungile, akayena mntu olinganiselayo emhlabeni, kodwa kunjalo) wabaleka ehotele ezinzulwini zobusuku ngenxa yezimanga, mhlawumbi izizathu ezingaphaya kwendalo — ewe, amandla eengcebiso angenza umntu enze izinto ezingaqhelekanga.

Njengokubuyela kwigumbi kwaye ukhanyise konke ukukhanya.

Kwaye uvule yonke iminyango yekhabethe.

Kwaye ubashiye bevulekile bonke.

Jonga phantsi kwebhedi.

Kabini.

Kwaye uvule iTV.

Kukhulu.

Uze ungene ebhedini.

Ukunxiba ngokupheleleyo.

Izihlangu zibandakanyiwe-kwimeko apho kufuneka ndiphumeze iCarrey epheleleyo kwaye ndibaleke ezinzulwini zobusuku.

Ndavula iTv. Into yokuqala endafika kuyo: ijelo lendlu yehotele, edlala iluphu eqhubekayo UkuKhanya . Ndikhawuleze ndacofa apho ndaza ndazinza kwinto ethomalalisa ngakumbi (kodwa ndiqinisekile nje ngokoyikisa kwabanye abantu): Isindululo , kunye noSandra Bullock kunye noRyan Reynolds. (Ngaba ndikhankanyile ukuba andinabhongo?) Emva koko ndazama ukulala. Ukuzama ukulala nge-TV ukuqhuma kunye nokukhanya konke kwigumbi oku-akukho lula. Rhoqo ndandiva izandi zeendwendwe zomtshato ezinxilileyo zikhubeka phakathi kwegadi engezantsi kwefestile yam. Kwaye emva koko, rhoqo, bendibona itafile ngekona yamehlo kwaye ndicinge, Nceda sukurhafisa… ndicela ungavusi ...

Ukukhanya kwelanga kukhanyisa amatye e-Rocky Mountain National Park. UScott Dressel-Martin

Ngexesha elithile emva kwentsimbi yesi-3 kusasa, ndiye ndalala. Ndivuke emva nje kwesihlanu. Ndilindele ukuba i-TV ihambe yonke Ipoltergeist -imile kum, kodwa yayingeyiyo. Inkunzi nje kunye noReynolds. Ndijonge itafile. Yayithobela ngentlonelo imithetho yaseNewtonia. Ndihleli emaphethelweni ebhedi ndazikhulula izihlangu okokuqala kwiiyure ezingama-24, emva koko ndayohlamba ngokukhawuleza. Ngexesha lokunxiba kwam, ilanga laligqobhoza iiRockies, ke ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndiphume ndiye phandle ndibone. Kwakungelo xesha ke apho ndafumana eyona nto yayindoyikisa kakhulu ngexesha lam lonke eStanley: ndathi ndakufika kwi-maze, ndafumanisa ii-elk ezimbini zimi phakathi kwesihlahla somthi. Baphakamise iintloko zabo umzuzu kwaye bandijonga. Ngaphandle kokuhamba kancinci kwemihlathi yabo, bebengashukumi. Amacandelo amancinci ahlala eluhlaza axhonywe kwimilebe yawo emanzi, emnyama. Ndayeka ukuhamba kwam, ndicinga ukuba ndiza kuhlawuliswa kwaye ndigqibe njengoScatman Crothers: ukwahlukana kuvuleke. Hayi ngezembe kodwa ngee-racks zazo.

Emva kwento ebonakala ngathi yimizuzu, i-elk ezimbini zigqibe ngento endihlala ndiyazi ngam: andoyikisi mntu kwaye akukho nto. Babuyile befuna ukutya kumzuzu omncinci.